Excuse me, my kid's allergic to PB&J, can't you get him wild-caught salmon lox on wheat-free, nut-free bagel with dairy-free spread?
If you haven't heard about the "Erin Brockovich of food," head over to The Times. Wait, wasn't Brockovich a phony? So is much of the food allergy scare set, says Harper's (above). Including that peanut butter kiss of death.