It was unclear if lobster evolution was affected by v-notching egg-bearing females (
1) and a recipe book about Darwin's wife Emma was coauthored by a part-time resident of Maine (
2). Lobster dealers were said to profit off lobstermen (
3), a Waldoboro illustrator participated in a show about Darwin called "Spineless Wonders" (
4), and one Portland fish dealer, using mermaids for advertising purposes, was accused of not evolving (
5). Arby's featured two busty burgers in Sports Illustrated (
6) and Tony Bourdain made a food porno (
7).
"Wow, they really like spicy food," a student said (
8). Seventy-six percent of Bon Appetite readers preferred their favorite food over sex (
9) and a Sun Journal employee suggested going on a couch date with frozen food and cheap wine (
10). A Scarborough gardener offered a Valentine's Day class on computing (
11) and St. Valentine said he was too preoccupied with his spinal cord to enjoy goat cheese (
12).
The Hoover Institution said, "Junk sex shares all the defining features of junk food" (
13). A Cape Elizabethian suggested a Maine kitchen remodel (
14) and blueberries fell to 80 cents a pound (
15). A plan to allow hunting on Sundays was shot down (
16), hunting was said to be as honorable as growing vegetables (
17). “You want to sell them first, then catch them,” a shrimp fisherman said. “The other way is foolish” (
18).
Labels: Blueberry, Economics, Eggs, Goat, Lobster, Science, Shrimp, Week in Review